The person behind the camera is talking to someone sat at a computer wearing a headset and using the mouse and keyboard. Camera person says, “Hey, I need you to roll this.”
They hand over a blue and white marbled D20.
Computer person: What?
Camera person: I need you to roll this.
Computer person: What for?
Camera person: Just roll
The computer person rolls the dice on the desk. It lands on a 9.
Computer person: 9
Camera person: She rolled a nat 20 for her initiative
Camera pans round to behind the computer screen showing a brown and white medium to large dog with a knife in her jaws.
The computer person pulls a sword apparently out of nowhere and yells, “Come at me.”
The dog barks twice, “Woof woof,” as she lunges at the computer person who screams loudly and reminiscent of the Wilhelm Scream. Arghhh.
people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
my parrot is a democratic socialist
my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
my catfish believes in the divine right of kings
“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.
To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.
